• Elden Ring's Living Jars are the nightmare fuel that just keeps on giving

    7 days ago - By VG 247

    I can't stop thinking about Elden Ring 's Living Jars - and not in a wholesome way. Yes, I was swept along in the initial wave of pot-worship , aaawing at their little arms and legs and wanting to pinch their clay cheeks like some over-familiar, boundary-ignorant grandma. But now, I see them for the ceramic horrors they are, Milkshake Ducks with rotting corpses instead of racism. And while I've tried to put them out of my mind, temporarily leaving The Lands Between for the more wholesome, youngling-juggling shenanigans of LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga, the nightmare fuel just keeps on...
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